Previous Smiles 3

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me  better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a really good time as I am."

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A Sunday School teacher asked her little children as they were on their way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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The preacher was wired up for sound with a lapel microphone and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the microphone cord as he went.

Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned towards her mother and whispered loudly, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

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A Sunday School class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one and the teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.

Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and said, "Thou shalt not take the covers off thy neighbour's wife."

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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side, I think I'm going to have a wife!"

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